Friday, December 10, 2010

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gun shots.... police arrive. They find 5 men in an upstairs room of a house, all dead. There is a table in the middle of the room and bicycles everywhere.... what happened?   They were smoking cubans...

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  1. They were riding away from the police on bicycles while smoking cuban cigars, then they went up the stairs in the house. Gunshots! They had a shoot out with the police. They moved the table that was adjacent to a window and moved it toward the center of the room so they were able to shoot at the police. Because space was limited they had to put some bikes on the table and the rest remained on the floor. The confrontation lasted serveral hours. The police had left and the S.W.A.T was soon called in. S.W.A.T. snipers took positions across from the house and had orders to shoot and kill. They picked off the 5 cuban smoking, bike riding, table moving criminals. The police arrive. They find 5 men in an upstairs room of a house, all dead. There is a table in the middle of the room and bicycles everywhere.

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  2. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

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  3. Unlike you capitalist pigs the japanese like little girls which alex is one.

    Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

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  4. A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
    "Somebody else's pants." said the Little Johnny.

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  5. Little boys touching little boys. Only in a capitalist society.

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